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Friday, October 6, 2023

The Great Ape Debate: Chromosomes, Evolution, and Our Monkey Business



Hey there, fellow primates! 🐵Yeah, I'm talking to you. Ever wondered why we humans, with all our fancy tech, sophisticated lattes, and love for bacon, mocha chocolate lattes, and avocado toast, have fewer chromosomes than our ape cousins? Or why, if we evolved from apes, there are still apes swinging from trees, munching on bananas, and throwing feces at you when you visit them in a Zoo? Let's dive deep into these hairy questions and unravel the mysteries of our evolutionary tree. 🌳

The Chromosome Shuffle 🧬


First up, the chromosome conundrum. Humans strut around with 46 chromosomes, while our ape family, like chimps, gorillas, and orangutans, rock 48. 

But here's the twist: we've got the "Chromosome Two-Step" going on. Think of chromosomes as episodes of your fave TV show. Now, imagine two episodes got mashed up into a double-feature special. That's what happened with our chromosome 2—it's a mash-up of two chimp chromosomes, 2A and 2B. In other words, two chromosomes fused with each other. We know this because our number two chromosome has 2 end markers and only one beginning marker. So, while we're rocking fewer chromosomes, we didn't lose any of the juicy plotlines. It's like "The Office" having fewer seasons than "Grey's Anatomy," but still delivering the laughs.

This is the only difference between human and ape base pairs. That's it! We are one fused chromosome away from having severe bad hair days and wanting banana-flavored frappuccinos. 





Why the Chromosome Mash-Up? 🤷‍♀️

Ah, the billion-base-pair question! Some think this fusion gave us an evolutionary VIP pass, like unlocking a secret level in a game. Others reckon it was just a fluke, like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of jeans. 🤑
Size Doesn't Always Matter 📏

And for those wondering if more base pairs mean you're the king of the evolutionary jungle? Nah. If that were the case, the marbled lungfish, with its mind-blowing 130 billion base pairs, would be ruling the world. But it's just chilling, doing its fishy thing.

The Ape Escape: Why Are There Still Apes? 🐒

Now, onto the biggie: if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes around? Here's the tea: we didn't evolve from modern apes; we share a common ancestor. Think of it like a family tree. You and your third cousin twice removed didn't evolve from each other—you both have a shared great-great-grandma. Similarly, all apes, including us, branched off from a common ancestor:

Orangutans were the early birds, branching off around 12-16 million years ago.
Gorillas joined the party next, around 7-9 million years ago.
Chimpanzees and humans? We're the late bloomers, going our separate ways about 5-7 million years ago.

We didn't evolve from ANY OF THEM! We were the last ones to branch off from our common ancestor. 

Once more for the creationists in the back, we did not evolve from the other apes. We shared a common ancestor. 

Newsflash: We're All Apes! 🚨


Plot twist: humans are apes. Yep, we're in the same club as chimps, gorillas, and orangutans. So, next time someone throws the evolution question at you, just smirk and say, "Evolution made a monkey out of you!" 🙊
The Evolutionary Journey 🌍




Our evolutionary journey is a tale as old as time. From our early ancestors who roamed the African savannahs to the modern Homo sapiens who can't resist a good meme, we've come a long way. And while we might have fewer chromosomes, we've got a rich history that's full of twists, turns, and surprises. So, the next time someone asks you about our evolutionary past, just remember: it's not about the number of chromosomes, but the journey that got us here.

Ready to swing into more evolutionary debates or just wanna share your favorite banana bread recipe? Drop a comment below and let's get the jungle party started! 🍌🎉

Friday, January 1, 2016

Where Giants Come From According To Genesis.

Since I was already discussing the flood and Noah in a previous blog, let's look again at the silliness of that theme. Do you know where Giants come from?

Jolly Green Giants? Who knows where they came from?

According to the bible. Genesis 6:4 Giants are the result of the Sons of God (I'll go ahead and assume we are not talking Jesus' literal brothers here) mating with human women. 

There is a strong case to be made that this was the entire reason for the flood in the story (since Genesis 6:4 happens right in the middle of the flood story). Maybe, it wasn't that mankind was wicked or evil. Maybe that was not the kind of corruption that Genesis was talking about. Maybe the reason for the flood was that God failed to control the penises of his angels and he doesn't like halfbreeds. 

Once again in the bible, we have an all-knowing God letting things happen that are apparently against his plan. Things an all-knowing god being should have known were going to happen before he ever created the planet. He couldn't stop the angel sex orgies so he decided to drown every living thing and start again.
According to some Angels don't even have the right junk!
Such this dickless angel from the movie Dogma!

According to some biblical scholars, angels do not even possess free will (which is of course instantly disproven by Satan's rebellion),  so why God couldn't keep them from fornicating worth human chicks is beyond me.  Also, we know from the story of Lot that wicked humans can not resist trying to rape angels.  So I guess unprotected angel sex is just something that happens in biblical times.

Boom Chicka bow wow...
What mortal woman could resist angel sex?

If this was the reason for the flood though it quickly becomes apparent that this was a major fail on God's part.

After flooding the world and killing every living thing (which was major overkill) he either missed a few spots or he did nothing at all to keep this corruption from happening again.

We know in the bible that the giants came back after the flood. David and Goliath (and Goliath's six brothers) are the most obvious example, but in the Exodus there are several tribes the Israelites fear because they have giants with them and King Og of Bashan was a giant whose bed was 13.5 feet long. So whatever God did to prevent a repeat didn't work. If the story was real he killed everything with absolutely no plan to make sure it didn't happen again. Everything dead, everything drowned, a few centuries pass and "BAM" we got giants again.

Goliath had to come from somewhere.

God did nothing to fix it.

Nothing at all.

The giants came back.

Not these giants.

More like these giants.

Did the omniscient God not know this would happen? Did an all-powerful God knowingly let it happen again right after killing everything? What was the point of it all anyway?

I mean really,  even if you don't believe in this giant nonsense what was the friggin point.  He killed everything and then did nothing to change things. It seems like those crazy angels were still sexing up human babes all over the place.

I guess he finally got it right since no evidence for giants exists.
This was 100% FAKE by the way!

Andre was an awesome giant - but he doesn't count!
Or maybe he was the result of angel sex too?