Free Will or Nah? The Divine Paradox of Choice in Christianity

Hey there, you beautiful heathens and saints! Buckle up, because we're diving into the rabbit hole of Christianity's take on free will. You know, that age-old debate that's been keeping theologians and philosophers up at night, probably sipping on some holy wine. 🍷

I am basing this on what the bible actually says. For the record, there is no external evidence that Moses existed or that the Israelites were ever enslaved. The Bible never even tells us which Pharoah was supposedly in power at the time. And of course, there is the whole problem with this god thing being real. However since this is a blog specifically about the Judeo-Christian god thing, I'm going to go ahead and capitalize that G (as in a title, we won't even get into what Big G's name actually is).

The Free Will Paradox: Choose Wisely, or Else!

So, here's the deal: Christianity is all about free will, right? God's like, "Yo, you've got choices, fam. Make good ones, and you'll be chilling with me in Heaven. Screw up, and well, let's just say it's gonna be hot. Real hot." 🔥

But hold up a sec. If God is all-knowing, doesn't He already know what choices we're gonna make? And if that's the case, is it really free will? Or is it just some divine puppet show? 🤔

Now, let's sprinkle in some 1st Peter 1:20 action: "He was chosen before the creation of the world, but was revealed in these last times for your sake." Translation: God knew Jesus would be needed as a ransom for sin before He even hit the "Start Game" button on Creation. So, if He knew we'd need saving, doesn't that mean He knew Adam and Eve were gonna flunk out of Eden University? 🍎
Hell-Yeah or Hell-No?

Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room: Hell. You know, that place you go if you don't believe in God. Seems kinda harsh, doesn't it? Like, imagine you're at a party, and the host says, "Hey, if you don't believe I throw the best parties, you're not just uninvited—you're banned for life!" Bit of an overreaction, don't you think?

The Bible: A Plot Twist Around Every Corner

But wait, there's more! The Bible is chock-full of stories that make you go, "Huh?" when it comes to free will. Remember Pharaoh from the Exodus story? God straight-up hardened his heart. He was ready to let the Hebrews go again and again but this God made him change his mind multiple times. He even told Moses that he was going to do so before he was even sent.

Exodus 7:3-4 says, “But I will harden Pharaoh’s heart, and though I multiply my miraculous signs and wonders in Egypt, he will not listen to you. Then I will lay my hand on Egypt and with mighty acts of judgment I will bring out...my people the Israelites.” 

It seems unjust for God to harden Pharaoh’s heart and then punish Pharaoh and Egypt for what Pharaoh decided when his heart was hardened.

Why would God harden Pharaoh’s heart just so He could judge Egypt more severely with additional plagues? Especially since according to the bible it was God who allowed the Israelites to be sent into slavery in order to forge a strong identity in them. This means that Pharoah was just doing exactly what God wanted, had his free will taken away, and got punished for it! Dude didn't even stand a chance. It's like telling someone to make a free throw while you're holding onto the basketball. 🏀

And then there's Thessalonians, where it says God sends "strong delusion" so people will believe a lie. What's up with that? It's like God's playing 4D chess while we're still figuring out how to set up the board.

The Economics of Salvation: A Divine Ponzi Scheme?

Let's get analytical for a sec. If salvation is the ultimate goal, and belief is the currency, then isn't God running some sort of celestial Ponzi scheme? You invest your belief, recruit others to believe, and the payoff is eternal life. But what happens when the CEO upstairs decides to change the rules? Market crash, anyone?
So, What's the Verdict?

Look, I'm not saying I've got all the answers. But it's clear that the concept of free will in Christianity is as complicated as trying to explain why people still think the Earth is flat. 🌍

Is it all predestined? Do we actually have a choice? Or is God just the ultimate troll, sitting back and watching the chaos unfold like it's some divine reality TV show?

What do you think? Is free will just a divine illusion? Or is God giving us the ultimate "choose your own adventure" story? Drop your thoughts, prayers, and existential crises in the comments below. Let's get this theological party started! 🎉

Sure Jesus cured the blind man... but just so he could show off!

Today I listened to the Gospel of John (I'm a driver and I'm always listening to something). In it, Jesus cures a blind man (John 9:1-12). When the Pharisees asked who sinned (and caused the blindness) the man or his parents, Jesus told them neither. He was born blind just so Jesus could prove God's power.

Curing a blind man = GOOD
Causing a man to be born blind just so you can cure him later = DICK

So... he suffered through his entire life blind, and he was thought sinful (because that's where they thought blindness came from) and had to beg for a living just so God could flex his muscle with a miracle at the proper time.

Side Note: This story also makes it clear infirmities and disease are the result of sin. Do modern Christians actually believe this was the case? Is it still so?

A god like that either doesn't exist or he is unworthy of being considered good. Of course, there are thousands of examples like this, but I read it today and it stood out as an abhorrent action from a god that people claim embodies love and goodness.

It also utterly refutes the claim that God respects free will. I believe this is an even better example of god not respecting free will than even the story of God hardening Pharaoh's heart (so that he could send plagues against Pharoah to show off his power), at least in the Pharoah story he had done something to deserve it be enslaving God's people. Here God is just being a dick to an innocent man.

Of course, Christians will say things like, who are we to question the will of the one true living God! His ways are above us! He is all good and we can't possibly understand. Bro, I think it is you guys who make excuses for this loving god every time he shows himself to be a monster that doesn't understand.